Every time you get such an award, it's always a giant burger or other huge junk food items. Yes, I'm making the joke about how Gears of War was really, really brown.Really though - as fun as the game is, there's not much to see after world six.APPROXIMATE QUARTER OUTPUT: Bar Tab/2+$12.00 The last four levels in world 8 are brutal - they consist of seemlingly endless generators of enemies, which it's impossible to kill all of before the 'HURRY UP' ghost comes and kills you for not beating the level fast enough.THIS GAME NEEDED: A healthier diet when it comes to bonus items. I guess it really depends on how desperate you are to see questionable anime nudity, and how often you post 'LOL, JAPAN LOVES THE DRUGS' on internet forums whenever your see something come out of the country which has more colors than have been used in American video games starring tough dudes in the last four years. In short, friends seriously don't let friends play this game drunk, unless you're actually getting quarters out of them for it.APPROXIMATE COMPLETION TIME: 50 MinutesSTAGE AT WHICH YOU JUST WISH THE DAMN GAME WOULD BE OVER: Personal MaturityThis is a tough one. No really, check out the background of Stage 6:Ultra BalloonThe bosses alone showed questionable choices of parenting, if they are supposed to represent some of the child's toys. What I'd like to know, though, is how he came into posession of a child-sized dungeon. I have no idea why they felt the name to give him a name that only 1% of people who touch this game will ever see, but I love them for it.- The game apparently happened in the 'Toy Kingdom,' right? I guess that would explain the giant Gundam, even if the use of the likeness is certainly questionable from the copyright perspective. Perhaps the ending will make up for it all?Ultra BalloonI look at the kid again, and it's impossible to stay mad for long.I want to point out a couple things here:- This is the first and only time that we see the name 'Robin.' We can assume, I think, that that's the name of the kid above, who also apparently stole half of his clothes from Luigi and the other half from Mario. That was the fight you were waiting for, and spent around $20 in credits to reach.There are no words.
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